Over at Penguin Pete’s, there’s a new shell script that generates a random fake – but realistic – CD album cover. It grabs a random Flickr image, grabs a random Wikipedia article and quote, and pastes them together. Curious, I downloaded it and ran off a few examples. I got even funnier results: Whoever this [...]

Ten Stupid Questions You Need To Stop Asking The Internet 1. How do I meet people? Wait, my Spidey sense is tingling… yes, it's telling me that you're using a device (the Internet) which is a solitary activity! Holy Saints and Mother Mary of Virtue, it's a bloody epiphany! All you have to do is [...]

Not only was the 2000s decade the worst in history for music, but the age of digital music – with it’s downloading, BitTorrent-ing, file-streaming, YouTubing, MySpace-ing, and mp3-playing – did not expand our horizons at all! At all! In fact, the music world shrank, and will eventually converge into one big ball of undifferentiated suck. [...]