The Windows vs Mac debate has been raging since time itself began. Since Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, or when the Big Bang exploded throughout the Universe, or when the Turtle began to swim through the skies, whichever creation story you go for, Mac and Windows have been locked in a battle for control. Sure, it may seem like they are modern corporate creations to the uninitiated, but the reality is that the battle for the supreme OS has always been at the forefront of creation.

Let’s take a look at what we know:

The Advantages of Mac:

Will probably score you more chicks, because it is so much prettier and has a much higher class image that goes along with it when compared to your Windows products. Unfortunately, you’ll be unable to do anything with these women because you’re going to be spending all your disposable income upgrading the entire machine as it becomes obsolete every few years. Those fancy shapes just aren’t very upgrade friendly, as anyone who has ever owned a Mac for any length of time will tell you. In fact, owning a Mac is a little like purchasing an upmarket mother in law who will constantly be reminding you that, in spite of your best efforts, you’re never really good enough.

The Advantages of Windows:

Windows is essentially your cheap and easy version. Like a plastic molded mobile home, it’s not the best in terms of security, and you may find that you spend ridiculous amounts of your life scanning for viruses, downloading updates, and dealing with the mysterious updates that Windows tells you you must have periodically. Then there’s Vista. Let’s not even go there.

Error messages and blue screens of death are common experiences with Windows, but then again, so is plentiful free ware, being able to upgrade your machine in many ways for $100, and having access to infinitely more games than Mac users could ever dream of.

Do you like it easy and dangerous, or will you spare a little cash and secret humiliation every time you realize that your system is just always .2 /or one prey species away from being able to actually use the software you desire?

And now: 7+ minutes of those damned Apple Vs Mac ads.. Just in case you missed any in the series, happen to be a total glutton for punishment, or are a total apple-o-phile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7ReS_ur4Kc

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