The Cloud – The cloud can go rain somewhere else. I’m 100% on Larry Ellison’s side on this one – calling “Cloud Computing” the weak, flabby, nonsense, hype-word-of-the-week that it is. It means nothing, there is no meaning to the phrase “cloud computing.” All it is is noise rattling around in some middle manager’s head, [...]

Not only was the 2000s decade the worst in history for music, but the age of digital music – with it’s downloading, BitTorrent-ing, file-streaming, YouTubing, MySpace-ing, and mp3-playing – did not expand our horizons at all! At all! In fact, the music world shrank, and will eventually converge into one big ball of undifferentiated suck. [...]

Why, I can remember when pirates kicked ass. From The Curse Of The Black Pearl to Captain Hook from Peter Pan to The Pirates of Penzance, pirates have been the magnificent bastards of fame and legend, able to hold their own against zombies and ninjas. After all, whenever somebody hacks your website, what do they [...]