Google+ Is A Floor Wax AND A Dessert Topping!

Posted by: Rea Maor In: Social Networks - Saturday, July 2nd, 2011

We can’t blog about anything else today but Google+. It’s the first thing we think of when we wake up in the morning. It’s the last thing we think of when we go to bed at night. Google+ slices, dices, and does your taxes. Google+ is the Stain Specialist – it’s Mother-Nature-Approved, and safe on your color fabrics! It even takes wine stains and grape juice out of white carpeting! Google+ is double-plus-good. Google+ finds homes for homeless dogs and cats.

Search Engine Watch babbles incoherently about Google+! And Google+ is already too cool for China!

ZDNetters are forced to admit that they’re still stuck with Facebook, which keeps then manacled in rusty chains in the basement, and they wish they could be Google+’s old lady instead! They couldn’t wait to get their hands on it!

TechDirt rolled in mud over Google+ – and they pound down the nay-sayers and FUD-slingers and poo-pooed the critics. TechMeme waves their pom-poms for Google+ – raving four-stars!

Scobalizer thinks Google+ is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the fruit of the loom! Oh yeah, and there’s already a Google+ app for Android – after all, they are built by the same company.

Well, all those other blogs think they can hype Google+ more than us, but we’re really hyping Google+! Just look at all these exclamation points we’re using! We are hyping very, very hard here! Are you paying attention, girls?


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