Posted by: Rea Maor In: Humor - Thursday, May 17th, 2007
20. I’m still waiting for my file to download.
19. I’ll be done as soon as this badger-badger-mushroom song is over.
18. I only need 600 more XP to level up!
17. My blog’s getting Digg traffic and I have to watch to make sure it doesn’t overload.
16. There’s an African prince who needs to store his millions in my account. Honey, we can take this guy to the cleaners!
15. I’m deleting spam.
14. I have to forward this email to everyone I know.
13. Darn it! These porn pages keep popping up while I’m searching for “ways to strengthen your relationship”!
12. I’m fighting off a computer virus.
11. If I leave this forum thread without replying now, the trolls have won!
10. I have to look this up on Wikipedia or it’s going to bug me the rest of the day.
9. Are you sure you want me to quit before I finish reading this list of “top 10 ways to please your girlfriend”?
8. I’m still waiting to get into this Zombo guy’s site. He keeps welcoming me, I owe him the complete visit.
7. Why do I have to get offline just to talk? Can’t you just IM me from your laptop?
6. I’m still working on my monitor tan.
5. What? Go outside? To the mall? And deal with people in person?
4. But I’m this close to finding something in my boss’s MySpace page to use for blackmail!
3. You’ve seen the movie “Speed”? Some guy just wired my mouse to blow if I let go of it!
2. Let me see if I’ve fixed the problem or if I still get the blue screen when I… Whoops, there it goes again.
1. Ah, ah, ah, you didn’t say “Cancel or allow?”
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