6 Easy Steps To Get YouTube Famous

Posted by: Rea Maor In: Internet and SEO - Monday, July 30th, 2007

If you want to be truly big on the Internet, then you need to get on YouTube. YouTube is public acess television for the new millenium, and the truly 1337 are making their mark there. Blogs are fine, your MySpace was cool for five minutes, but your YouTube channel is what is really going to get you noticed in the big scene.

If you’re ready to be totally Internet famous, just follow these easy steps:

1.Make LOTS of Videos. Spamming the hell out of YouTube is a great way to increase the likelihood that someone will stumble over your work and then end up on your channel page, mindlessly subscribing to your channel and becoming your fame minion.

2.Use hypnosis in your videos to try and convince people to subscribe to your channel, mail your link to all their friends, and embed your videos in their blog. Being famous anywhere is as much about mind control as it is about anything.

3.Respond to famous people’s videos with an annoyingly hilarious video of your own. Steal their veiwership and the love of their fans. This is a great way to get subscribers who will stumble into your masses of videos, figure that you must be famous already, and join up immediately so as not to be totally uncool when you get your big break.

4.Spread yourself around. Make sure people know who you are, and make sure they know where to find you. Put links in every damned place you can imagine. If you work in a coffee shop, scribble the link on the napkins, on the cups, on your managers forehead. You have to be aggressive if you really want to get ahead in this world.

5.Make your movies awesome. There are two ways to make your videos awesome, and those are to either hurt yourself whilst making them, or find semi naked girls to be in them. Semi naked girls are the way of the world, and are a cheap and moral free way of raising your status.

6.Finally, get a T-Shirt that says you are Internet famous. This is all part of the ‘fake it ’til you make it’ approach to life. People will find it very alluring that you are Internet famous, and you can always point them to YouTube yourself, or alternately, use their PC’s while they’re not looking and subscribe them to your channel and use their bandwidth to increase both your movie views and ratings. Sure, it’s a dirty trick, but it’s a dirty world out there, and being evil will always get you ahead in it.