You Might be a Digg Fan if…

Posted by: Rea Maor In: Misc - Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

…while watching CNN, you occasionally wonder “how did this story make it in?”

…even if you’ve never run Ubuntu, you’re a world-class expert on the subject.

…you were the first one at work to mention the coming iPhone.

…your boss communicates with you by searching for the last thread you posted a comment to, and posts a reply saying, “Now that you got that out of your system, could you do some work please?”

…you’ve ever wished that other parts of life had those little thumbs-up thumbs-down buttons.

…your girlfriend drags you to an art gallery and as you’re looking at the pictures, you have an urge to yell, “That’s been Photoshopped!”

…you haven’t spoken to your neighbor since you found out he’s a Reddit fan.

…your main ambition in life is to become a top submitter.

…a new vote-rigging scandal breaks out and you stayed up all night following it minute-by-minute.

…it’s been months since you’ve read anything that wasn’t in the form of a numbered list.

…you aren’t even a graphic artist of any kind, but you still have fiery opinions about the relative merits of Gimp and Photoshop anyway.

…you encounter a computer not running Firefox and react by recoiling in horror.

…your attention span has been so damaged, it’s all you can do to sit through a five-minute YouTube clip.

…You’ve seen “OMG! (BEST/WORST) (THING) EVER!!!” as a description so often that you no longer bother to complain.

…You know every server-down error message on every platform by heart and can recite them out loud.

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One Response to “You Might be a Digg Fan if…”

  1. Binny V A Says:

    LOL! I am sure this will make the frontpage – best of luck!

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